The Empire of The Wiens is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Friedrich Wien with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.51 billion Wiens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergstadt. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wienish economy, worth 323 trillion Rüxxeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,129 Rüxxeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wiens's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Wiens is ranked 178,686^th in the world and 901^st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 47.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.